The John "Did I forget to mention that" Kass Report

This page is dedicated to Chicago Tribune Columnist, John Kass who's the "page three" successor to the late, legendary columnist Mike Royko. Kass fancies himself as a kind of hardnosed, Damon Runyonesque, Front Page throwback. He usually writes a good column but has a tendency to take himself far too seriously. He also has a rather nasty habit of twisting or ignoring the facts- they sometimes get in the way of a good column. I'm going to feature some of his past and present columns with a few comments of my own. You be the Judge!


Columns that aren't exactly on the up and up, or just plain silly
Baby T, March 16, 1999